If you try to touch me lady, I won’t yelp and squeal
I won’t slap your face and ask you what’s the freaking deal
So go ahead, help yourself, grab a feel or two
It might help me to fall in love with you

It can’t hurt, it won’t damage my health
It might help, can’t always be thinking about myself
If you want to give me all your money, I say do
It might help me to fall in love with you

If you really want to kiss me, I say lean on down
I won’t tell nobody, ‘cept for everyone in town
If I must I’ll pucker up, ain’t much else to do
It might help me to fall in love with you

It can’t hurt
I know I’m not your living dream
It might help, you could always take one for the team…
You might want to see me naked, many people do
If you can take it, honey I can too

Phil Lee – GRM/BMI